PIZZA! A VEGETABLE!

I bet you thought this day would never come. Well, have I got news for you. Congress has finally come to its senses and, drumroll please, DECLARED PIZZA A VEGETABLE! 

I am SO relieved. I don’t think school children will have much trouble devouring those food groups now. 

And so full of nutrients!

From the Washington Post:

Congress is about to incorporate into a new law as it gets ready to vote on legislation that would, among other things, allow public schools to count a small amount tomato paste that is put on top of pizzas to be counted as a vegetable.

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